Sunday, April 13, 2014

OUCH!  05January2011

Heartbreak tip of the day:

Never cry with all your makeup on.  Sure, makeup is great at hiding that Been-up-and-crying-all-night look while you're sitting at the desk, right up alongside the just-recently-ripped-your-heart-out-of-your-chest-and-ate-the-damned-thing-for-breakfast-with-a-smile ex-girlfriend, who only sits there because you gave up the bigger of your two desks so she'd have a place to work besides the visitor chairs.  Eye makeup is great for that.

But always, ALWAYS remove said eye makeup upon your return home if you feel a good, miserable cry coming on.  Because let's face it - the last thing you need is to have to run for the sink in the midst of a healthy, therapeutic "hurry-up-and-get-this-bullshit-out-of-your-system-so-you-can-get-on-with-it-already" crying fit, all because your eyeballs have suddenly burst into an agonizing chemical fire.

Heartbreak is bad enough without it, don't you think?

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